Observed a disturbing(?) trend in the typical ‘slutty Halloween costume’ whilst out and about this past weekend.
Apparently the new thing to do this year was to still dress as a slutty nurse/cat/witch but… zombified.

 The silliest thing about it is most of these people went whole hog on the slut and held back on the zomb, because god forbid you not be a PRETTY fucking ladybug zombie!
I think next year I’m just going to cut out the middle man dress up as a giant set of tits.

Zombie tits.



By the way…this is the only acceptable ‘slutty nurse’ outfit.  Ever.  EVER!

If you don’t know what the above is from, cry. Or hell, cry because it’s creepy as all holy fuck.