Mum: I think I want to see the Avengers movie.
Me: Avengers?? You mean X-men?
Mum: Yeah, sure that. They were doing a cheap midnight showing here but I can’t do that any more.
Mum: Because I fall asleep.
Me: You fall asleep? You pay $10 to go to the cinema and fall asleep? So, when’s the last time you paid for a nap?
Mum: When I went and saw the last Harry Potter film with your uncle.
Me: If you were there with him, why didn’t he wake you up?
Mum: I think he was embarrassed because he fell asleep too and didn’t want to say anything.
Me: [uncontrollable laughter]